anya hinkle

Lyrics

When I woke up this morning I tested all of the Christmas lights
(Tell-me) Why when one burns out the rest go out on down the line
Oh and I swear I got no idea where the replacement bulbs are hiding
One more thing I'm never gonna find
Is why women need wine

Way back in September I made a list and stuck it on the fridge
I thought I'd start writing down ideas keep track of things for the kids
And the mailman, teachers, neighbors, in-laws, cousins, and friends of mine
Mom and Dad and the cat and canine
Is why women need wine

After half a glass I feel divine
It's all peace on earth good will towards men
White Christmas and a silent night
I'm gonna find the perfect thing, locally, not online
It's the most wonderful time
Is why women need wine

Santa, Do you hear what I hear? Let me get this through my mind
You're just gonna let everybody thank you for all the stuff I go out and find
Like some freeloading old white guy taking all the credit all the time
No wonder your'e so jolly
Is why women need wine

Yeah they say that Santa's coming but only if I'm bein' nice
But if you're watching me when I sleep and creeping in at night you know you're gonna pay the price
See I'm never gonna kiss you Santa, and it's not just cause you smoke a pipe
OH, and the cookies are mine all mine
Is why women need wine

Now listen up advertisers you know you really ought to resign
Cause big girls don't want rings or keys to cars or platinum mines
She don't want things got strings attached or checks Santa Baby signs
If she wants it she'll use her own dime
Is why women need wine

After half a glass I feel divine
It's all peace on earth good will towards men
White Christmas and a silent night
I'm gonna find the perfect thing, locally, not online
It's the most wonderful time
Is why women need wine

Santa let me apologize, you know I really do believe
I just love to tease the ones I love and you know I love the stuff you leave
But don't forget to thank all us Ms. Clauses making spirits bright
We make a good team Santa, cheers
Is why women need wine

After half a glass I feel divine
It's all peace on earth good will towards men
White Christmas and a silent night
I'm gonna find the perfect thing, locally, not online
It's the most wonderful time
Is why women need wine